Comments on: Win a free Wend subscription!!!

By: Kimo

Kimo — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:47:24 +0000

“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today?”

By: Lola

Lola — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:15:36 +0000

So this is how they do it. Boring.

By: Sloan

Sloan — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:32:13 +0000

Several minutes too late, Susan finally understood why her blind date asked her to meet at a state park, before the first snowfall of November, with “a few bags of skunk cabbage or ant larvae. You know, whatever’s seasonal.”

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:54:31 +0000

Hmmmm… quiet restaurant. Hope the food is good. Can I get some service over here?

By: Tim Patterson

Tim Patterson — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:01:06 +0000

“Yo, Smokey! Bring that spliff over here before I maul somebody.”

By: John

John — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:28:42 +0000

Plantigrade Percival patiently perceives that the bear market bares a bare market for bears.

By: Neal S

Neal S — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:19:22 +0000

Cocoa found out the hard way that his career as an actor was over. Let’s be honest, It’s one thing to be the tough guy on set, but mocking John Candy for struggling to finish his steak is just uncalled for.

By: john

john — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:44:19 +0000

well…this table sure is bare!

By: Charlie P

Charlie P — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:02:54 +0000

Mr. Bear protests the “no elbows on the table” manner.

By: zach

zach — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:04:54 +0000

Damn paparazzi. I just wanted to come and have a nice quiet meal, but they won’t leave me alone. Maybe I should eat one. But I really don’t need another lawsuit on my hands, do I? Nope. Just ignore them. Yeah.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:51:06 +0000

Is that Stiv in a fur coat?

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:04:33 +0000

I thought I was supposed to get a golden parachute?

By: john

john — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:47:56 +0000

hmm, i heard this was a bear market…

By: kyle

kyle — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:15:35 +0000

The U.S. Financial Market

By: Pete S

Pete S — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:01:46 +0000

Man, the service at this campground really sucks

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:45:17 +0000

…(I wonder if she’ll come)

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:17:10 +0000

where is my Pic-a-nic basket????????????

By: Kraig

Kraig — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:45:01 +0000

Bring me your finest bottle of honey. NOW!

By: jared

jared — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:28:36 +0000

What is the difference between Sarah Palin and me? Lipstick.

By: kyle

kyle — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:18:04 +0000

One bourbon, one scotch, one bear.

By: Willy

Willy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:17:40 +0000

“Hm, the staff here seems to be hibernating.”