In this clip, Steve Austin (better known as The 6 Million Dollar Man) battles bigfoot in the woods and ***spoiler alert*** one of them ends up losing an arm. 

Bigfoot is a sensitive creature and loss of limb could have been avoided if Austin had followed the two most basic rules of bigfoot encounters…

1: When you confront bigfoot in the woods do not, under any circumstance, pose the question, “Are you a man? A woman?” for this will make the creature self consious and angry, just as it would you.

2: When you confront bigfoot in the woods, do not say “I don’t want to hurt you - I’d like to think the feeling’s mutual.” Hearing the words “hurt you” puts all mythical creatures on the defensive and  will increase the liklihood of someone losing an arm tenfold.

When you hear Austin make these two classic mistakes, you will slap your palm to your forehead and find yourself agreeing with a member of the crowd (watching the debacle from the Office of Scientific Intelligence) who says, “I’d still bet on the sasquatch!”