Foreign oil eat your heart out. A California doctor has discovered that Americans have been literally sitting on a source of fuel that, if tapped, could power the world for many thousands of years over – and we don’t even have to lift a finger to create it. In fact, the less we do the better.
After upgrading his Ford SUV to run off biodiesel (and probably watching Fight Club too many times), Craig Alan Bittner, a plastic surgeon, used the fat he removed from his patients to power the vehicle. No kidding.
It is well known that SUVs empower humans to be fat but this is the first reported case of human fat powering an SUV.
According to All Headline News,
Any type of fat, animal or vegetable, can be turned into diesel. According to Forbes.com, some poultry companies like Tyson are interested in running their trucks on chicken schmaltz. Animal fats need an additional to clear free fatty acids that are not present in vegetable oils, but the difference ends there.
Human fat biodiesel fuel could be the solution to all of America’s problems. The fuel source exists throughout the country in almost infinite supply and the more we use it to drive everywhere the more of it we will create! We will no longer depend on foreign oil and no country stands a chance in catching up to us in supply of human fat for some dozens of years. The world market is ours.
It’s brilliant, disgusting, and so perfectly ironic. Eat a hamburger and write your senator today.
[Via: Allheadlinenews.com] via [forbes]
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