Lack of Chamois pad + Fishnets + Mud + Gold Lamé Bodysuit = Seriously uncomfortable single speed racing.
Luckily, Beer + Tequila + Strippers + Thunderdome = Complete and utter invincibility.
I’d tell you what happened at SSCXWC last Sunday, but honestly? I have no idea. You’re just going to have to check out the video and see for yourself.
Gas masks and petticoats,
Swift















