Soccer. It’s the universal language. No matter where you wake up on this planet you will find yourself wishing that you were better at it.
Travelers the world over have grown accustomed to shaming both themselves and their countries while attempting to play soccer overseas. It doesn’t seem to matter where you are from or where you are traveling, the rule stays the same: If you aren’t native to the country you are playing soccer in you will probably lose.
Wouldn’t it be nice if you could count on a giant cyclone (like this one) to touch down and ruin the game whenever you are losing?
