I need to give a big shout out to Wend friend and contributor Jennifer Flanigan for bringing this exciting new product to our attention. This, is a revelation in neoprene technology and perhaps one of the most extremely important new products in the world of actions sports. Here in Oregon, surfers really appreciate good wetsuit design. A well built, warm wetsuit is necessary for surfing our cold ocean. Luckily, now with the invention of the “SEXY Neoprene 1-piece Thong Wetsuit” made by German company, Oceanline, (click on link for very, very bizarre wetsuit soft porn video) you can look stylish and keep warm from the ass up! After seeing this breakthrough technology, I’ve decided to get the whole Wend staff their very own thong wetsuit for Christmas. Anyone know a rep. where I can a pro deal? Hey staff please look at the sizing chart below, let me know your size, and Santa will deliver! And please note the notes from the manufacturer’s website:
Check size chart closely as thong wetsuits are not returnable.
Ocean Line Size Chart Inches Women
Size Size Bust Waist Hip Weight
S 38 35 28 38 110-121
M 40 37 29 39 121-137
L 42 38 31 41 130-150
XL 44 40 32 43 139-159
XXL 46 42 35 45 148-168
XXXL 48 45 37 47 159-179
Great reporting. Thanks for this, especially during the busy holiday season.
Nothing like surfing with a wedgie!
Do they have “men size XL ” ?
The XXXL size concerns me.
wow, what a cheeky new wetsuit! i’ll be purchasing one for sure. good thing it comes in size XXXL, as i’ll need the extra coverage considering the manufacturer “forgot” a certain part of the suit….