In a plot switch worthy of bison porno nearly a hundred quarantined Yellowstone bison that were en route to the gallows have been redirected to a Montana ranch owned by billionaire media mogul Ted Turner. Instead of being killed, the disease-free animals will now be transported to Turner’s Montana ranch–home of the biggest bison herd on the entire planet–where they will spend up to the next five years making bison babies before being returned to the state wildlife agency. In return for hosting the party Turner gets to keep 75 percent of the love children, which will most likely end up as delicious burgers at his restaurant chain, Ted’s Montana Grill.
The 88 lucky bison were originally quarantined because of worries they might catch brucellosis, a disease that spreads via contact with other animals carrying a bacteria called brucella.
According to the New York Times:
Montana turned down requests from a Wyoming state park and at least two American Indian reservations that said they wanted some or all of the bison. Mr. Turner owns more than 50,000 bison but wants the Yellowstone animals because of their pure genetics.
Turner is not just a bison aficionado. He is also the founder of CNN and creator of the animated series Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
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