Softsquatch
Sassy the Sustainable Sasquatch is packing his bags and leaving the Wend HQ for Vancouver for a while. Apparently, Sassy will be moseying around in the Great White North under the alias “Quatchi” to promote the 2010 Winter Olympics.
The Wend crew has been giving Sassy a lot of crap for his childish appearance and sugar-coated bio on the Olympic website, which includes: favorite color – chill blue; dream – becoming a world-famous hockey goalie; and working hard and always doing his best. We all know Sassy’s real passions in life are smashing beer, skullduggery, and deceiving the dorks on Monsterquest.
Regardless, we hope Sassy enjoys his time up there and we’re looking forward to a couple weeks in the office without his dank stench and bad jokes.
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