Ah, rollerblading. Often considered the ugly stepchild of extreme sports, it strikes a chord in most of our hearts. C’mon, you know you’ve tried before… perhaps more than once. Willy Wonka even rollerbladed! “If the good lord had intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollerskates,” he said.
So now that the sun is shining, swallow your pride, dig out your short shorts and hit the esplanade on your fresh pair of skates. Just don’t end up like these booters.
(Who says rollerbladers don’t have balls? Well, had balls.)
(Don’t know how he planned to land in the first place.)
(Didn’t see that one coming, did you?)
I confess… I’ve tried rollerblading, and yes I wore short shorts, and you are right it is the ugly stepchild of extreme sports :)