Summer’s around the corner which means lots of bros are adding another subwoofer to their $60,000 Mastercraft boats and soaping up their wakeboard boots in anticipation of throwing huge whirly birds over the wake.
But along with the summer and rising river temps, there’s a crusty clad of river rats clearing the fishing gear out of their Alumiwelds and tossing in frayed rope and expired life jackets in hopes of achieving enlightenment. Yes, I’m talking about kneeboarders, and yes, the only true passage to the heavens is by way of clearing the wake on your knees. Unfortunately, it’s no easy task, which is why so many of us wind up drinking Busch Light with the devil. So this week, let’s have a look at those who’ve tasted the Pearly Gates, but forgot the key.
(The the Heavens with steez)
(Sorry sis, there’s only room for one in Heaven)
(The wake is the other direction, dumbass!)
