If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
If Sasquatch comes into your campsite and no one is awake to see him, what does he do?
The first question is philosophical. The second; up to you. This week’s caption contest is up for all the captions our readers can think of. Just submit a clever comment in the comments section below and hope yours is the best. Four lucky winners will receive a pair of their very own Chaco sandals; a pair of Smartwool socks (not to be worn with said Chacos) and a base layer from Smartwool; as well a Base Camp Duffel bag from The North Face; and a Planet Explore reusable water bottle and seed card. Here’s the weekly contest deal:
Each Tuesday, we’ll post a photo and leave the comments section open to our readers. Every subsequent Tuesday we’ll post a new photo and announce last week’s winner. Submit using the comments section below. Good luck!
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