April Fools

Pro-life mountaineers around the world rejoiced today as 0-year-old American climber and fetus-rights activist Frankie Valentine completed his historic ascent of Mount Everest.
“They told him he lacked the backbone,” said Jordan Romero, who set the previous record for youngest person to climb the world’s highest mountain in 2010 when… Read the rest

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Every April 1, to the chagrin of gullible folks everywhere, the Internet floods with delightful misinformation. Google’s hijinks probably get the most attention, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t mischievous programmers and copywriters all over the web putting their personal touch on the day’s tradition of trickery.
This year, the

It was near the end of the run that Tom Pinkler had his revelation a month ago.  “I was going down Spruce, where it becomes a school-zone near the AM/PM,” he said. “I was trying to finish the run strong but it was really hard. I’d never noticed that there… Read the rest

A cyclist wearing a gorilla costume was chased down and arrested this morning in Naples, Florida after successfully lobbing a handful of human feces into the open window of former president George W. Bush’s limousine. The costumed attacker, later revealed to be disgruntled 3rd-grade teacher Terry Misa, then proceeded to… Read the rest

It is with great sadness that we have to report the death of Wend’s beloved Sassy the Sustainable Sasquatch. While the Wend crew was out investigating the latest usage of recycled PET in treehouse construction yesterday, Wend HQ was stormed by a group of ten masked individuals who approached Sassy… Read the rest

In Southeastern Papua, the booming oil plantation is making its mark by reinvigorating the practice of Cannibalism. The Korowai people, an indigenous people who remain largely uncorrupted by the outside world and have lived in relative isolation since first contact in 1878. French Explorer, Maurice Dupre, wrote in his journals… Read the rest

The North Korea Tourism Bureau announced recently that a new resort will be opening its doors immediately to the first adventure-seeking travelers North Korea has seen in years.
“North Korea is often overlooked by travelers, who think of Myanmar, Mongolia and Bangladesh first when seeking adventure,” said Sun Kim-Il, a… Read the rest