April Fools

Pro-life mountaineers around the world rejoiced today as 0-year-old American climber and fetus-rights activist Frankie Valentine completed his historic ascent of Mount Everest.
“They told him he lacked the backbone,” said Jordan Romero, who set the previous record for youngest person to climb the world’s highest mountain in 2010 when… Read the rest

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Every April 1, to the chagrin of gullible folks everywhere, the Internet floods with delightful misinformation. Google’s hijinks probably get the most attention, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t mischievous programmers and copywriters all over the web putting their personal touch on the day’s tradition of trickery.
This year, the

It was near the end of the run that Tom Pinkler had his revelation a month ago.  “I was going down Spruce, where it becomes a school-zone near the AM/PM,” he said. “I was trying to finish the run strong but it was really hard. I’d never noticed that there… Read the rest